Offensive Office Stationary

Guaranteed to make a statement at the office! Stylish, high quality ball point pens, each with a deeply offensive message embossed on the side. Each pack contains five pens with the following messages: Actually, just f**k off. Hands off my pen, pr*ck. I wish I could f***ing spell. Property of C***y McF***face. These dull f***ers think I'm working.